Momo is fat, but he does know how to play it to his advantage.
He came into my room uninvited.
"No Momo, you cannot come in!"
I proceed to nudge him out of my room.
He collapsed his whole body onto the floor so that I would not be able to get him out easily.
Helplessly pushed his fat body out and only managed to push it out by about 1 inch
Stoopid cat.
Saturday, October 26, 2019
Conversation with Nephew
Me: how many cans should I feed them today? One or two? (I always let the cats share 2 cans for dinner, and le nephew is a generous boy so he always opt for 2)
Nephew: 1! (But today he is not feeling generous!)
Me: Confirm 1? Enough for them or not?
Nephew: 1! If not later they big fat tummy (I think I am probably the one who taught him that phrase)
Me: Will they be hungry and don't have strength to walk later? (Trying to convince him to answer 2)
Nephew: Can one, they will be able to walk
Sighs. So 1 can for them to share.
Had to respect nephew's choice since I had decided to ask him
Fed them a second can after that when nephew wasn't looking
Nephew: 1! (But today he is not feeling generous!)
Me: Confirm 1? Enough for them or not?
Nephew: 1! If not later they big fat tummy (I think I am probably the one who taught him that phrase)
Me: Will they be hungry and don't have strength to walk later? (Trying to convince him to answer 2)
Nephew: Can one, they will be able to walk
Sighs. So 1 can for them to share.
Had to respect nephew's choice since I had decided to ask him
Fed them a second can after that when nephew wasn't looking
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