Guide to getting up to pee in the middle of the night
3 am- no problem, just go ahead
4am - no problem, just go ahead.
5am - HOLD IN YOUR PEE AND SLEEP ON. DO NOT FIDGET TOO MUCH IN YOUR BED. 4 HUNGRY CATS ALREADY PARKED OUTSIDE BEDROOM PREPARING FOR THEIR 6AM BREAKFAST. ONCE THEY SENSE MAMA WAKING UP, THEY PROCEED WITH CHRISTMAS CAROLLING FOR THE NEXT ONE HOUR
