Cat-Mum Obssession Syndrome

SIGNS THAT TELL YOU HAVE CAT MUM OBSSESSION
(For reference in the future when you have your own human kids)

1. Your daughter gets the pink bowl and plate, your son gets the blue one.
2. You refrain from touching your child's tummy, even for rubbing medicated oil
if he/she has colic. What if he/she gets angry??
3. You resort to cutting their nails while they sleep.
4. You tickle their chins and baby-talk to them. Worse, you do that when
they are in their teenage years already.
5. You start a blog and write about all the embarrassing things your children do.
6. You serve your children breakfast cereal every day, in their pink/blue bowls.
With milk.
7. You tell your son: "Fetch that mug for me please" or "Fetch me that piece of paper"
8. Your children each has a necklace with their name on it. And maybe the home telephone
number.
9. You just love taking photos of your children. Every day, every minute, every second.
10. When your children come of age, you say: "We might need to take him/her for
sterilisation" (This is a very serious form of cat-mum obssession you have)