How to make sure you get your breakfast at 7 am in the morning. Even on weekends.
1. Nibble on Mama's hand. When you see that she has fidgeted a bit, it's halfway to success!
2. Move on and nibble on her toes. She'll be nice not to kick you into the air,
even though it is somewhat a normal reflex action when you feel something nibbling at your toes.
3. Mama will now try to entertain you a little (ie: sayang you a little). But remember, that is
NOT your goal! You want breakfast and only breakfast!
4. Therefore, you need to be more determined and repeat Step 1 and Step 2
over and over and over again.
5. Mama will now act smart and use her blanket to cover her whole body, so
that you do not get to nibble her, only the blanket.
6. At this time you must switch to Plan B. Start digging at her blanket.
It works because Mama will be worried that you are trying to poo on her bed.
7. By this time Mama would have regretted covering her whole self with the blanket.
The heat is killing her!
8. She gives up and goes over to the kitchen.
9. Okay! Time to jump off her bed and follow her.
10. MiaoMiao is also happy because she is a considerate little cat and doesn't like to
nibble on people during their sleep. But she still benefits!
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