Forbidden places

The cats like to go to forbidden places lately.
Actually only the male cats.

Pepper loves lying on the ironing table,
looking like a sweetie pie,
but it's so dangerous!
The table could topple,
and worse the iron on it could be hot

Momo is another naughty cat.
Recently he has paid more attention
to where we prepare cat food,
and although the food is not for him,
he still jumps onto
the washing machine top or kitchen sink counter,
and smuggle the food to the living room,
when we are having our dinner in the kitchen

(in this sense he is smarter than Pepper,
because Pepper once smuggled a satay
to where everyone was sitting and watching television,
and tried to eat it. Obviously it was confiscated)

Momo is more and more cunning by the day!
He always has a habit of making loud crashing sounds
when jumping onto higher surfaces
but somehow he managed to jump silently
onto the washing machine top
and steal the food without any of us noticing.
Hmmph.