Sunday, March 20, 2011

The Hay in the Butt

Momo has this irritating habit of eating hay
right from the guinea pigs' hay-rack.

It's irritating because after he eats the hay,
he ends up constipating
because the hay is stuck in his anus.

This happened yesterday,
and following his Number Two,
Momo walked around with a stick of hay stuck in his butt.

We said never to let him into the bedroom at night,
because of his dirty butt

The next morning I woke up
to see Mr Smelly Butt on my bed

Wells,
I thought maybe it's okay
since the hay might not be stuck in his butt anymore

I checked to see that the hay was still there.
Furthermore I think it looked
a little more withered than before,
probably due to the foulness in his butt

Miaomiao would have tried to remove
the instrusive object from her butt

Only Momo would have been so happy with
walking around with a hay stuck in his butt

Can't really pull it out because it is stuck
Shall have to wait til he poops again.

No comments:

Post a Comment