Standard Operating Protocol #1

Standard Operating Protocol when Momo visits litter tray:

1. Observe subject's sense of urgency. If he is digging with normal speed, let him continue as per normal. If he is digging faster than usual, be prepared for SOP#1 immediately.

2. *OPTIONAL: Stuff your nostrils with two pieces of tissue papers to prevent intoxification

3. If Popo is present, she evacuates to kitchen immediately. (Popo does not need to be advised on what to do, she is usually the first to evacuate herself)

4. With the best speed you have, quickly place a plastic bag right under subject before he defecates.

5. With even better speed, tie up the plastic bag immediately to prevent possible gas intoxification.

6. With the best-est speed, SPRINT to the rubbish chute and hurl the bag down.

7. Remember to open the window to allow for ventilation.

8. Lastly, remember to look as if Momo's poo smells okay (or nice if you are better at acting), so as not to hurt his feelings.