How to do poop-poop, MiaoMiao's style
1. Give a loud "MeooW!!" (Remember that you are a considerate cat,
you need to give your mamas some mental preparation.
2. Primly step into your white litter box. Wiser cats step right into the
litter box, and not onto the side of the box, which cause the litter box
to turn over and all litter to spill.
3. Start digging. Paws must move in such a pattern: Right up, left down.
Right down, left up.
Repeat this for about 10 times.
4. Get into bowel position and poop. Look as serious as you can,
and if possible get a piece of litter into your nostrils to crack
up your mamas.
5. Bury your poop.
6. Step out of the litter box. This time it is MORE important not to
overturn your litter box, or you will spill both your litter AND poop
7. Give another "Meeow" to let your mama know that they can
now clean up after you.
8. Hide up! Mama is going to come and clean your smelly butt!
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