Girl Scout's Pledge

"I, MiaoMiao GuoDong,

pledge on Girl Scout's Honour,

that I will be nice to my mamas and popo,

I will not throw my saliva-coated Rugrats on their beds.

I will not go climbing up and down the windows,

so that they can leave it wide open with ease and not suffocate.

I will not go wandering into the toilet and commit funny business,

so that they can leave the door open to ventilate the toilet.

I will be an obedient little cat, and I pledge on Girl Scout's Honour."

WE WISH!

(100 entries posted, and many more to come)