The MiaoMiao Manual, Chapter 3

How to sneak over to neighbour's house secretly, MiaoMiao's style

1. Run out the gate as soon as someone opens the door.
2. Roll all over the corridor floor.
3. Get up and sniff every single potted plant.
(Even if MiaoMiao's real aim is to get to the neighbour's house's plants,
she must not forget her duty to check on how Popo's plants are doing.)
4. Sniff around til Mama is a little distracted. (For example, reading newspaper, SMS-ing etc.)
5. Move over in the direction of the neighbour's house.
6. Mama will look up and check on where MiaoMiao is.
At this time give a lazy yawn and lay on the ground,
as if there's nothing interesting about the neighbour's house.
Do not forget to give Mama the innocent wide-eyed look.
7. Mama will go back to her stuff. Move 2 steps towards the neighbour's house.
8. Repeat Step 6-7 for about four times.
9. Finally, when MiaoMiao is sufficiently closer to the neighbour's house, RUNNNN!!!
10. However, this usually fails as Mama will come over
and MiaoMiao thinks it wiser to run back to Popo's plants.
("Popo's plants are the best-est of all! Really!")
11. A more determined MiaoMiao will try Step 6-9.
2 possible outcomes:
(A) MiaoMiao reaches neighbour's plants sucessfully.
(B) Refer to Step 10
12. Either way, MiaoMiao will be carried home immediately
because she is simply too naughty.