Monday, January 18, 2010

The MiaoMiao's manual, Chapter 6

MiaoMiao teaches us how to jump up on Mama's bed,
in just 3 simple steps.


1) Firstly position yourself approximately half a metre away from the table
in front of Mama's bed. Look at the spot slightly below the upper deck bed,
and jump!


2) When landing on the table, take note not to step on anything.
This is especially so to the very important block of thing
the Mamas call their handphone, or what Linda-mama
calls "thoorasap-muu-thuu"
After landing be sure to use enough force,
from your hind legs, to jump over the wooden fence!


3) And make sure you land gracefully and beautifully!
That's like why you are a cat. I twisted my head like this
to look pretty, but Mama is just too bad with using the camera
so the photo ended up a little blur...


And lastly if you are not a cat
(You are a human!),
you should just make do with using the ladder...

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