Pepper's new routine

The night was peaceful,
with the cool gentle wind blowing in through the window

Until the Cat named Pepper came
He jumped up on his mama's bed,
and then proceeded on his new favourite routine

DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG
He started digging at the bed,
as he would at his litter box

Mama is not waking up?
No worries, Plan B then.

Then he moves over to one of the feet,
and holds it with his two little paws.

KICK KICK KICK KICK KICK
Not to mention a little nibbling at the toes

Can I emphasise again that despite his very naughty act,
Mama is still nice enough not to kick him into the air,
although if it's kind of a reflex action thing.

Of course he must be fair to both feet
and do his kicking and biting thing to the other one too

Mama finally gets up and scolds him for being so naughty.

Pepper: "So fierce for what?"

Then he jumps to the other bed to try his routine out again

Losses caused by Pepper's new pastime:
2 small holes in Linda's bedsheet
1 big hole in Emily's pillowcase
About 10 minutes loss of sleep per night