What a Cat Thinks

1. Toilet rolls are EVIL. Destroy them at all costs.

2. Miaomiao: "Girls rock. Guys are bad"

3. Momo: "I must be in the limelight all the time"
(He who always plant himself in front of us and visitors)

4. Pepper: "When in doubt, HIDE!"

5. Cats must be resourceful. When the scratching post
is in too bad a condition to be used, try elsewhere, such as
the altar. The bicycle cushioned seat is also a good choice

6. When no one pays attention to you, you make sure they
pay attention to you.

7. Cats must be adventurous creatures. They should not only
keep to boring Science Diet food. They must venture out and
try food that their mamas eat. Fried fish, fruit, little bread crumbs etc.
The trick is to look cute.

8. If you vomitted on the floor, quickly disappear from the scene
of crime so that no one knows who is it
(However more often than not, Miaomiao is the culprit. Even if
the culprit is not Miaomiao, we kind of assume it's her.)

9. If Mama looks like she is bored of doing homework,
you should walk over, sit on her homework, look cutely at her.
This will help cheer her up and moltivate her to do more homework.

10. To ensure that our Mamas do not go astray outside,
we must smell them the moment they reach home,
to check if they are doing any suspicious things outside.
After smelling their legs, we must also not forget to stick our
head into their shoes and smell. All evidence must be checked.

11. Cats are extremely intelligent. So not everything that we
(Miaomiao, Pepper and Momo) think of can be written in pointers.
That's all for now. *Miaomiao shakes paw in a disgusted manner*